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Well, enough of these “feelings” & sappy nostalgic sentimentality! It’s about time we got that gratuitous violence and explosions that Slimebeard, WAR-ior, and I have been waiting for!
Also….((Insert innuendo here about “catching rabies”))
Patience… we’ll get there 😉
Get to the violence and mayhem, or catching Rabies? Or both?
You’ll be fine. We have a vaccine for that.
Dyscord, I am half disappointed in you, Rabies seems cuddly enough, but i totally agree from the hair standpoint, it just gets everywhere.
Lizards don’t have throat cilia, so hacking up a hairball is twice as hard.
That issue is easily solved – you have to very thoroughly brush your catgirl twice daily to alleviate the problem of loose extraneous hair buildup. It’s all right there in my new book – Care and Feeding of Your New Catgirl – available for 19.99 space credits on Galactazon.com, shipping free within the Alpha Quadrant if you order 2 or more copies. There’s still time to order your copy before Christmas! Ummm….I mean Space Christmas, of course.
What if I just want one of them new-fangled, engineered, non-shedding type cat ladies?
What?! That’s just unnatural. Everybody knows GMOs are bad for you (the internet said so, therefore it must be true). 100% Organic catgirls are much better for you.
Don’t tell that to Bashir!