Well, enough of these “feelings” & sappy nostalgic sentimentality! It’s about time we got that gratuitous violence and explosions that Slimebeard, WAR-ior, and I have been waiting for!
Also….((Insert innuendo here about “catching rabies”))
That issue is easily solved – you have to very thoroughly brush your catgirl twice daily to alleviate the problem of loose extraneous hair buildup. It’s all right there in my new book – Care and Feeding of Your New Catgirl – available for 19.99 space credits on Galactazon.com, shipping free within the Alpha Quadrant if you order 2 or more copies. There’s still time to order your copy before Christmas! Ummm….I mean Space Christmas, of course.
What?! That’s just unnatural. Everybody knows GMOs are bad for you (the internet said so, therefore it must be true). 100% Organic catgirls are much better for you.
Well, enough of these “feelings” & sappy nostalgic sentimentality! It’s about time we got that gratuitous violence and explosions that Slimebeard, WAR-ior, and I have been waiting for!
Also….((Insert innuendo here about “catching rabies”))
Patience… we’ll get there 😉
Get to the violence and mayhem, or catching Rabies? Or both?
You’ll be fine. We have a vaccine for that.
Dyscord, I am half disappointed in you, Rabies seems cuddly enough, but i totally agree from the hair standpoint, it just gets everywhere.
Lizards don’t have throat cilia, so hacking up a hairball is twice as hard.
That issue is easily solved – you have to very thoroughly brush your catgirl twice daily to alleviate the problem of loose extraneous hair buildup. It’s all right there in my new book – Care and Feeding of Your New Catgirl – available for 19.99 space credits on Galactazon.com, shipping free within the Alpha Quadrant if you order 2 or more copies. There’s still time to order your copy before Christmas! Ummm….I mean Space Christmas, of course.
What if I just want one of them new-fangled, engineered, non-shedding type cat ladies?
What?! That’s just unnatural. Everybody knows GMOs are bad for you (the internet said so, therefore it must be true). 100% Organic catgirls are much better for you.
Don’t tell that to Bashir!