The Fringe – Page 03 May 19, 2014 / by Aaron Balogh / in / 5 Comments Seriously, space mercs are the heroes of the galaxy. They’re just misunderstood.
It would totally be worth having a crappy nickname if people thought I looked that badass. (Though, to be fair, the nickname’s not all that bad either. Would you mess with a guy known as the Dickshooter?)
You definitely would not. You would stay as far away as possible from a guy so feared across the galaxy.
On the down-side, you aren’t going to get any moms threatening their kids with that title. Would you want to be known as Bleepshooter?
Coming soon to a theater near you, Wrath of the Dickshooter. A no balls bared horror story.
Based on a true story!