The Fringe – Page 02 May 14, 2014 / by Aaron Balogh / in / 8 Comments Who’s on first just never gets old, right?
Is a comedian whose schtick is to mock the hyper aggressive, not entirely stable, easily angered, crotch-shooting, heavily armed, licensed-to-kill demographic really the best career choice?
I think I’m going to stick with “….you might be Amish” jokes myself. Longer life expectancy, I think.
That guy might’ve been knifed after the show 😉
It’s OK, he didn’t mind, though, because after the vicious beating, shooting, electrocution, poisoning, laser blasts, and dismemberment, he hardly even noticed the knifing.
He’s actually a comedy act put together by some big wigs. They knew people would find him funny and that killing him would be a popular activity with a certain segment of the space populace. Right now, the cost to clone him after every show is significantly less than the revenue he’s bringing in.
It occurs to me that there’s a number of current celebrities that we could use that plan on with excellent results. They just need to hurry up with that human cloning technology. Once they get that perfected, it’s a sure-fire money maker – we could make a killing! Um, so to speak.
Capital idea! Who wouldn’t love a stab at Paris Hilton or Carlos Mencia.
It’s true: I didn’t even know who Carlos Mencia was until I googled him just now, and already I want to use one of his clones for target practice, Orc-style.
Yeah, that guy’s a joke stealing jerk.