Green Machine 47

Green Machine 47
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  1. Lawrence “Eoraptor” Hults II January 2, 2017 4:46 pm

    He ought to be saying “little girls should not go around saying dick shooter” but…. cast not the first stone I guess.

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    • Aaron Balogh January 8, 2017 1:37 pm

      With her background, she could probably give him a few lessons on things that shouldn’t be said 😀

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      • Ed8 August 25, 2017 12:43 am

        Dick shooting was actually an elective at Arjnods.

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        • Aaron Balogh August 25, 2017 8:16 pm

          Sounds about right.

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  2. SGT Lewis January 2, 2017 6:54 pm

    Well dick shooting is a good way to not kill the person so much as their sex life, though for many, it’s far kinder to just kill them out right.

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    • Aaron Balogh January 8, 2017 1:38 pm

      You could probably have a regen procedure, but that’s awfully inconvenient and embarrassing.

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      • Ed8 August 25, 2017 12:41 am

        Maybe, but if you pay for the GOOD regen procedure, you might end up way ahead of the game, in the plus column, with some extra bonus, if ya’ know what I mean *nudge nudge wink wink*

        (Not that I would need such a thing, of course.)

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        • Aaron Balogh August 25, 2017 8:17 pm

          “And just how did you shoot your own dick off Sir?”

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          • Ed8 August 25, 2017 9:11 pm

            It was…ummmm….that Dickshooter guy from the news! Yeah, that’s it. He did it! That bastard.

            (And that’s how Dax gets a reputation far greater than his original deeds. Everyone in the galaxy that want’s an “upgrade” tries to pin it on him. He’d have to be 100 guys to have shot all the dicks he gets blamed for now.)

          • Aaron Balogh August 29, 2017 2:45 am

            So basically he’s the boogey man… of dickshooting?

          • Ed8 September 2, 2017 5:03 am

            Yes! Exactly! And somehow that’s even worse than being known as just plain Dickshooter.
            .
            On his tombstone, one day, shall henceforth be inscribed:
            Here Lies Dax: The Bogeyman of Dickshooters
            .
            …and then everyone who came to the cemetery had to take a selfie with his tombstone.

  3. reynard61 January 3, 2017 9:59 am

    And somewhere out there poor Richard Shooter is forever being harassed by those damn space goblins without a clue as to why…

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    • Lawrence “Eoraptor” Hults II January 3, 2017 2:36 pm

      That needs to be a side comic

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      • SGT Lewis January 3, 2017 10:44 pm

        It could make for a good filler when the SSC with PHDs are unavailable.

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        • Aaron Balogh January 8, 2017 1:39 pm

          Lol, the exploits of one poor Richard Shooter. Such an unfortunate name.

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          • Ed8 August 28, 2017 10:27 pm

            Dax’s next “random encounter” some little accountant-looking guy in a suit who looks like he’s been through heck many times accosts Dax & Co. on a space station with a blaster (which he doesn’t really know how to use): “YOU! YOU RUINED MY LIFE!!! GOBLINS KEEP TRYING TO KILL ME!!”

  4. SGT Lewis January 3, 2017 10:42 pm

    Richard Shooter the divorce lawyer now being harassed by space goblins.

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    • Aaron Balogh August 29, 2017 2:45 am

      Cannon.

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