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Geez Mr. Melodrama!
Those remarks have already pretty much doomed them. They just need someone to say “What could possibly go wrong?” and they will be 100% doomed.
Right? Every damned time someone has to spout off with that. Like they’re asking for trouble?!
Keep in mind the universe likes million in one shots in addition to the doom phrases like; “What could possibly go wrong.” “How can it possibly get any worse.” “It’s only one little drink.” “I do.” Well, maybe not that last one.
That’s because those types of phrases lead to the stories Leviathan really enjoys hearing the most.
Don’t forget the ever-classic “Hey, everybody! Watch this!”
Or the ever classic “hold my beer!”
Well, yeah, of course – otherwise if you are horribly injured or killed while doing the thing, then the beer might spill, and that would be a waste of good beer! Priorities!
Doesn’t grow on tree after all!
On the bright side, when has Dax ever been right?
There was that one time when he… uh, oh, er when he said that… no… hmmm….
That just means he’s due.
This could be it!
What would everyone have to do all day if they couldn’t poke fun at Dax?