Green Machine 07

Green Machine 07
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  1. SGT Lewis May 16, 2016 2:56 pm

    Space dino’s, are they really trust worthy? Find out in the next exciting episode of DAX Space Merc Z! Hmm, needs some work.

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    • Aaron Balogh May 16, 2016 7:09 pm

      I mean their ancestors were into some shady stuff…

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      • Ed8 May 16, 2016 9:32 pm

        I think you could very well say that about Humans also. Best just to not trust anyone. Ever.
        (But especially Humans.)

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        • Aaron Balogh May 18, 2016 8:28 am

          You’re saying that if humans were a D&D class that they’d basically all be rogues?

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          • Ed8 May 18, 2016 5:23 pm

            Chaotic Evil Rogues.

          • Aaron Balogh May 19, 2016 3:01 am

            Sounds about right from my dealings 😀

  2. eoraptor2 May 16, 2016 4:02 pm

    well he was a therapod who DIDN’T have any feathers… those body-shaving types are always a little skeevy…

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    • Aaron Balogh May 16, 2016 7:11 pm

      They’d probably have to pluck right? I mean feather stubble… ouch. Lasers! Maybe it’s something with lasers!

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      • eoraptor2 May 17, 2016 4:41 am

        Electrolysis I think… or maybe little nanites from the 31st century gilette corporation

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        • Aaron Balogh May 19, 2016 3:02 am

          Overpriced nanites with a super limited lifespan that can be had in superior form for a fraction of the price?

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  3. Ed8 May 16, 2016 9:30 pm

    But…..but….Nigel is so Elegant….and Eloquent….how could he ever possibly be evil? Surely they must be mistaken.

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    • eoraptor2 May 17, 2016 4:39 am

      All the baddest bad guys have british accents and names like nigel… I think that’s even in the evil overlord’s handbook

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      • SGT Lewis May 17, 2016 10:52 pm

        If it’s in there it must be in some of the additions. They may change their names latter on when they become more evil. Hard to take evil overlords seriously with names like Tom, Francis, Gary, Lenard, Carl, Clarence or evil mistresses named Stephanie, Tiffany, Bridgett, Susan. I think I made my point. It is a good way to disguise yourself until the time is right though.

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        • Ed8 May 18, 2016 6:38 am

          It only ever works once per name, though. For example, up until the 1930’s, “Adolf” was probably one of those names you’d have listed as just a regular average name..

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        • Aaron Balogh May 18, 2016 8:31 am

          You’d have to, right? I think they’d tend to adopt an “evil name”. Like they become Lord Kill or whatever once they make the shift. No way you can stick with being Evil John or whatever.

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          • eoraptor2 May 18, 2016 3:28 pm

            “Well nobody would surrender to the dread pirate wesley”

          • Ed8 May 18, 2016 5:25 pm

            And you can’t subjugate the Galaxy as “Darth Annie”, because your victims would be too busy laughing.

          • Aaron Balogh May 19, 2016 3:03 am

            1) I can’t wait to share that movie with my kids.

            2) I dunno, Annie on Community had a pretty good meanstreak. I bet she could make that name scary.

      • Aaron Balogh May 18, 2016 8:29 am

        Yeah, he totally has a british sounding accent.

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    • Aaron Balogh May 18, 2016 8:30 am

      I guess we’ll find out soon!

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