Fast Times at Arjnod High – 07

Fast Times at Arjnod High – 07
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  1. Ed8 November 3, 2014 12:23 am

    The solution is pretty simple, launch a tiny, unpowered projectile with no armaments, explosives, or energy readings into an available docking bay. Since the projectile is completely harmless, defensive systems will not respond to it. Inside the projectile, there will be nothing more than a tiny, adorable, completely harmless squirrel.

    10-15 minutes later, your problem has been solved. Might not even take that long.

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    • Aaron November 3, 2014 2:38 am

      The life signs would should on their scanners.

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      • Ed8 November 3, 2014 3:57 am

        Yeah, but tiny, harmless life signs. Standard defensive systems are designed to disregard anything smaller than a killer bunny. Everyone knows how dangerous those can be.

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        • Aaron November 3, 2014 6:08 am

          Must detect all lifeforms. In a universe of mixed species from many varied ecosystems on a myriad of different planets there must be concern for pathogens and thus scanning for lifesigns of all sorts (no matter how small or innocuous looking) is an imperative.

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          • Ed8 November 3, 2014 11:58 am

            OK, how about if you attach a cloaking device to the projectile? I hear that those things always work perfectly!

          • Aaron November 3, 2014 1:59 pm

            Yeah, but at best those things can only be miniaturized so far. You still need a decent sized spaceship to have one and even then it’s going to take up an area the size of Dax’s room.

          • Ed8 November 4, 2014 12:05 am

            Well, darn, what’s the good of having the Universe’s Most Dangerous Squirreloid Life Form if you can’t even weaponize it? 🙂

          • Aaron November 4, 2014 2:30 am

            No one has yet said that he can’t be weaponized. Only not in this way. Stay tuned 😉

  2. Darth Litarius November 3, 2014 1:55 pm

    Enough with the whiny moaning woe-is-me weeping. MAN UP, YOU PANSIES!!

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    • Aaron November 3, 2014 2:01 pm

      It may take a while to get there, but when they finally man up, it’ll be glorious. I promise.

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  3. Onasaki November 3, 2014 3:45 pm

    Does this place have a small exhaust port that’s only 2 meters wide?

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    • Aaron November 3, 2014 3:52 pm

      That would probably only be useful if they wanted to blow it up, not stage a rescue mission.

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