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  1. Lawrence “Eoraptor” Hults II January 6, 2016 6:10 pm

    And of course, in my head, he has a deep, booming, cumberbatchy english overlord voice, which makes no sense considering he’s likely a space alien who’s never heard of fiefdoms or parapets or the hound of the baskervilles

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    • Aaron Balogh January 7, 2016 2:30 am

      Sounds about right, but with a little more rasp and some interspersed clicks and phlegm.

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      • Ed8 January 7, 2016 6:40 am

        Unless he’s wearing a military uniform, Zhen he has ze German akzent, jawohl! Because Spacenazis! (It seems like they’re always invading space-France. You just can’t get rid of those guys.)

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        • Aaron Balogh January 7, 2016 3:34 pm

          As a writer, that’s when I’d use the Spanish Inquisition. No one ever expects them.

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          • Ed8 January 8, 2016 4:47 am

            No! Not the comfy chair!

  2. SGT Lewis January 7, 2016 12:37 am

    Don’t kill the messenger. Good messengers are hard to come by. If you get known for killing messengers nobody would be willing to bring you vital news in a timely manner.

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    • Aaron Balogh January 7, 2016 2:30 am

      Has this guy survived long enough to be promoted to messenger or is he simply the latest unlucky recipient of the task? Guess we’ll have to wait and see.

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      • Ed8 January 7, 2016 6:41 am

        Once you find a good messenger, you clone him a few hundred times. Then you can vent your frustration at any negative news by killing him, and he’s still ready to deliver again next time!

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        • Aaron Balogh January 7, 2016 3:33 pm

          Now that’s good strategy. How else can you have a tantrum every time things don’t go your way?

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          • SGT Lewis January 8, 2016 11:59 am

            I’d say a holodeck of some sort with endless varying squishy creatures you can vent your frustration on.

          • Aaron Balogh January 8, 2016 10:29 pm

            Geez, Mister Spartypants over here. It’s like you don’t even like blood and seared flesh.

        • Lawrence “Eoraptor” Hults II January 11, 2016 5:07 pm

          This needs to be an addendum in the evil overlords handbook

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          • Aaron Balogh January 12, 2016 3:10 pm

            Right now it’s just on a tips and tricks sheet that some random is printing out entitled 8 Things Dean Melcher Doesn’t Want You to Know.

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