WTF denies any rumors of fluctuations. Any variance in stock price is simply propaganda released by competitors and doesn’t reflect the true state of WTF.
If you’re an evil overlord, having control of the health care and wealth distribution is a must. You also need to make sure your subjects don’t have weapons and time travel devices.
But if they don’t know you exist, you miss out on all the obsequious grovelling and begging for mercy form your pitiful worthless subjects. That’s the best part of being an Evil Overlord!
True evil knows no groveling. Thinking subjects groveling is part of true evil’s plan is a calculated misinformation plan by true evil so that you won’t recognize true evil when you actually see it.
I’ll take Planetary Extermination for $1,000
How’d you read that?!
The ever popular and eminently concealable, Fly-on-the-Wall camera.
I thought we swept for those!! Someone is losing their head today!
Oooh, going straight for the $1000 Answer. You gotta watch those, they’re a real killer.
Said just like someone who’s never won on Jeopardy!
Perhaps, but I’ve never lost on Jeopardy either! Even Ken Jennings can’t say that!
Ha! fair point!
Foolish Humans! You are all Jeopardy Losers! I have bested your Champions! BOW BEFORE ME!
Dammit, I thought we had you behind an omega level firewall!
I bet he’s just a really Nice Guy with a quirky interior decorating taste. Maybe?
Just some kid in his Dad’s chair or something.
I’d like to buy a grinbrax
You’d have to go to a black market for that. That’s a controlled sex act on most worlds.
IST stock seems to be doing well. Slower gains, but at least it’s steadily rising. PPD must be having a good quarter so far.
KTG is going to end the quarter way under projections due to some questionable management decisions.
Though it also seems the WTF is experiencing wild fluctuations, care to comment?
WTF denies any rumors of fluctuations. Any variance in stock price is simply propaganda released by competitors and doesn’t reflect the true state of WTF.
If you’re an evil overlord, having control of the health care and wealth distribution is a must. You also need to make sure your subjects don’t have weapons and time travel devices.
Also, they ideally shouldn’t even know that you exist.
But if they don’t know you exist, you miss out on all the obsequious grovelling and begging for mercy form your pitiful worthless subjects. That’s the best part of being an Evil Overlord!
True evil knows no groveling. Thinking subjects groveling is part of true evil’s plan is a calculated misinformation plan by true evil so that you won’t recognize true evil when you actually see it.
He’s onto us! This one knows too much. He must be dealt with. Minions, you know what you must do!
Minions: “Ummm….kill him?”
NO, YOU INEPT FOOLS! Hire him!
Woo! Guess who talked himself into a new job!