Decent Deeds 49

Decent Deeds 49
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  1. sargebuckwheat January 4, 2016 5:10 am

    I’ll take Planetary Extermination for $1,000

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    • Aaron Balogh January 4, 2016 5:12 am

      How’d you read that?!

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      • sargebuckwheat January 4, 2016 5:53 pm

        The ever popular and eminently concealable, Fly-on-the-Wall camera.

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        • Aaron Balogh January 5, 2016 3:41 pm

          I thought we swept for those!! Someone is losing their head today!

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    • Ed8 January 4, 2016 6:20 am

      Oooh, going straight for the $1000 Answer. You gotta watch those, they’re a real killer.

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      • Aaron Balogh January 4, 2016 3:24 pm

        Said just like someone who’s never won on Jeopardy!

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        • Ed8 January 5, 2016 7:02 am

          Perhaps, but I’ve never lost on Jeopardy either! Even Ken Jennings can’t say that!

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          • Aaron Balogh January 5, 2016 3:37 pm

            Ha! fair point!

          • Watson Supercomputer January 6, 2016 2:55 am

            Foolish Humans! You are all Jeopardy Losers! I have bested your Champions! BOW BEFORE ME!

          • Aaron Balogh January 6, 2016 5:42 am

            Dammit, I thought we had you behind an omega level firewall!

  2. Ed8 January 4, 2016 6:21 am

    I bet he’s just a really Nice Guy with a quirky interior decorating taste. Maybe?

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    • Aaron Balogh January 4, 2016 3:24 pm

      Just some kid in his Dad’s chair or something.

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  3. Lawrence “Eoraptor” Hults II January 4, 2016 7:11 pm

    I’d like to buy a grinbrax

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    • Aaron Balogh January 5, 2016 3:38 pm

      You’d have to go to a black market for that. That’s a controlled sex act on most worlds.

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  4. SGT Lewis January 5, 2016 12:53 am

    IST stock seems to be doing well. Slower gains, but at least it’s steadily rising. PPD must be having a good quarter so far.

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    • Aaron Balogh January 5, 2016 3:37 pm

      KTG is going to end the quarter way under projections due to some questionable management decisions.

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      • sargebuckwheat January 6, 2016 7:47 pm

        Though it also seems the WTF is experiencing wild fluctuations, care to comment?

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        • Aaron Balogh January 7, 2016 2:28 am

          WTF denies any rumors of fluctuations. Any variance in stock price is simply propaganda released by competitors and doesn’t reflect the true state of WTF.

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  5. SGT Lewis January 5, 2016 10:56 pm

    If you’re an evil overlord, having control of the health care and wealth distribution is a must. You also need to make sure your subjects don’t have weapons and time travel devices.

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    • Aaron Balogh January 6, 2016 2:24 am

      Also, they ideally shouldn’t even know that you exist.

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      • Ed8 January 7, 2016 6:36 am

        But if they don’t know you exist, you miss out on all the obsequious grovelling and begging for mercy form your pitiful worthless subjects. That’s the best part of being an Evil Overlord!

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        • Aaron Balogh January 7, 2016 3:31 pm

          True evil knows no groveling. Thinking subjects groveling is part of true evil’s plan is a calculated misinformation plan by true evil so that you won’t recognize true evil when you actually see it.

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          • True Evil January 8, 2016 4:42 am

            He’s onto us! This one knows too much. He must be dealt with. Minions, you know what you must do!

            Minions: “Ummm….kill him?”

            NO, YOU INEPT FOOLS! Hire him!

          • Aaron Balogh January 8, 2016 10:28 pm

            Woo! Guess who talked himself into a new job!

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