I like this lovely lady. She looks like she may ask questions while analyzing the most efficient way to kill you. If you’re lucky she may let you have a last meal. I get kind of a sexy mom vibe off of this picture. It’s almost as if she splatters alien brains because it’s the most efficient way to raise money to take care of the kittens.
Still not nearly as dangerous as human kids. They lure you in by looking all innocent, and then bam! They use Germ Warfare on you! It only takes a few seconds and they’ve given you 5 colds, 3 flus, bronchitis, pneumonia, Ebola, Bubonic Plague, and Zika! Simultaneously! Human kids are known to be one of the most dangerous creatures in the galaxy, I think even Darvlonian Superchompers are afraid of them.
(Dax gets called into the Executive Office)
Boss: “I’m sorry Dax, but the ratings are in, I’m afraid we’ve had to demote you to intermission filler. Our new Main Webcomic is going to feature Catgirls”
(Dax looks dejected)
Boss: “Don’t feel bad, Dax, there’s a lot of intermission work, and we can probably get you some cameos in the Catgirl show”
Dax: “Oh, it’s not that. It’s just that, well, Catgirls are nice, but I was really hoping for…maybe…Ponies?…I mean Ponies are really popular these days…um, so I heard…from a friend…really a casual acquaintance…not that I’m into that myself…so, you know, just consider it…”
I would speculate about what their PhDs were in, but I suspect that my speculation would be likely to get me slapped, and that really really hurts when the person slapping you has claws! (Or so I’ve heard – I’m not nearly suicidal enough to actually offend a ferocious Catgirl in person)
The other two would probably claw your eyes out (and deservedly so for suggesting something like that about these distinguished scholars!) but I think Parvo seems more like the type to just look at you with that sad, disapproving, disappointed expression that makes you feel so crappy that you wish she had used the claws instead. I heard she got really high marks in Psychological Warfare. (Which might make her the most dangerous of the bunch.)
I like this lovely lady. She looks like she may ask questions while analyzing the most efficient way to kill you. If you’re lucky she may let you have a last meal. I get kind of a sexy mom vibe off of this picture. It’s almost as if she splatters alien brains because it’s the most efficient way to raise money to take care of the kittens.
Interesting conjecture. You’re not too far off point here!
Normally I won’t date a girl with kids, but in this case I would totally make an exception – kittens are adorable!
Kittens are like baby scorpions though, their weapons are way more potent. Those little needle claws are hellish.
Still not nearly as dangerous as human kids. They lure you in by looking all innocent, and then bam! They use Germ Warfare on you! It only takes a few seconds and they’ve given you 5 colds, 3 flus, bronchitis, pneumonia, Ebola, Bubonic Plague, and Zika! Simultaneously! Human kids are known to be one of the most dangerous creatures in the galaxy, I think even Darvlonian Superchompers are afraid of them.
You’ve got that right! The plagues my kids have brought home from daycare… it’s a wonder I’ve survived.
Thanks. Parvo, may be more of the motherly type, but Mange, has that “you’re my next meal” look to her.
That’s true as well. We like these gals a lot. We’re definitely toying around with a sidestory for them.
(Dax gets called into the Executive Office)
Boss: “I’m sorry Dax, but the ratings are in, I’m afraid we’ve had to demote you to intermission filler. Our new Main Webcomic is going to feature Catgirls”
(Dax looks dejected)
Boss: “Don’t feel bad, Dax, there’s a lot of intermission work, and we can probably get you some cameos in the Catgirl show”
Dax: “Oh, it’s not that. It’s just that, well, Catgirls are nice, but I was really hoping for…maybe…Ponies?…I mean Ponies are really popular these days…um, so I heard…from a friend…really a casual acquaintance…not that I’m into that myself…so, you know, just consider it…”
Curvy Cuddly Catgirl! Yum! 😀
I would speculate about what their PhDs were in, but I suspect that my speculation would be likely to get me slapped, and that really really hurts when the person slapping you has claws! (Or so I’ve heard – I’m not nearly suicidal enough to actually offend a ferocious Catgirl in person)
The other two would probably claw your eyes out (and deservedly so for suggesting something like that about these distinguished scholars!) but I think Parvo seems more like the type to just look at you with that sad, disapproving, disappointed expression that makes you feel so crappy that you wish she had used the claws instead. I heard she got really high marks in Psychological Warfare. (Which might make her the most dangerous of the bunch.)