Ask the Crew 2 – 7

Ask the Crew 2 – 7
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  1. Ed8 April 4, 2016 5:09 am

    OK, yeah, sure, I know this is technically supposed to be a “bad” thing, what with the possibility of getting eaten and all, but come on, you can get drunk on the beach at Ft. Lauderdale any time – these kids got to spend a week IN THE JUNGLE SHOOTING MONSTERS WITH SPACE GUNS! Awesomest spring break ever!!
    Really, now that I think about it, if it comes down to it, a lot of their evilness training was probably pretty cool – so, given a choice between “Evil but really interesting” school and my real-life “Non-Evil but really, amazingly, stupifyingly Boring” school, I think I’m going to have to pick the Evil School.

    • Aaron Balogh April 4, 2016 4:53 pm

      Maybe there’s a train like you’re going to be a villain so you can get in the mind of the villains and catch them school out there?

      • Ed8 April 5, 2016 5:46 am

        Just because you major in Evil doesn’t mean you have to go into Eviling as a career: There’s lots of options open to a person with a degree in Evil – Lawyer, Politician, Marketing, Spammer, Telemarketer – it’s a very flexible degree, and you really need that in today’s economy.

        • SGT Lewis April 5, 2016 11:11 pm

          The most evil careers, as far as I am concerned, are whole/universal life insurance agent and timeshare salesmen.

          • Aaron Balogh April 6, 2016 1:34 am

            I feel like anyone who works in marketing trumps them by a mile.

          • Ed8 April 6, 2016 10:26 pm

            You forgot “Webcomic Author”. Look at all the horrible tortures those guys put their poor defenseless characters through. They could have written a nice comic about Dax and Natalie playing with kittens and puppies and having ice cream, but nooooooo, instead there’s life threatening trauma, kidnapping, family abandonment, death of friends and loved ones, etc.
            Monsters! :p

          • Aaron Balogh April 7, 2016 5:54 am

            Puppies and kitties ay? We could probably make that work… 😉

  2. eoraptor2 April 4, 2016 3:00 pm

    Poor Eugene… I knew him Horatio, erm dartanian..

    • Aaron Balogh April 4, 2016 4:52 pm

      He was a weird kid, which explains why he wasn’t missed much.

      • SGT Lewis April 4, 2016 10:50 pm

        That’s why he didn’t come back, he wasn’t missed much and whatever it was, got him.

        • Aaron Balogh April 5, 2016 12:44 am

          Maybe he just slipped away to live in the jungle like a wildman-thing.

          • Ed8 April 5, 2016 5:37 am

            …while he plots his Final Ultimate Revenge on them all!!!! BWAH HA HA HA HA!!!!
            (man will he ever be disappointed when he finally gets back there and Dax has already blown the place to smithereens)

          • Aaron Balogh April 8, 2016 1:21 am

            Eugene will eventually attempt to rule the universe with all the beasties he’s tamed.

  3. eoraptor2 April 8, 2016 12:52 am

    which is the start of a whole new plot

    • Aaron Balogh April 8, 2016 1:22 am

      The ongoing adventures of Eugene? Well, we were thinking of Sexy Space Cats, but I guess we could go with Eugene instead… 😉

      • Ed8 April 8, 2016 4:53 am

        It’s sort of a Charlie’s Angels thing – Eugene’s Sex Space Cats – Eugene mostly just introduces the episode, which then focuses on the hijinks of the Sexy Space Cats. I’m assuming he tamed them from a primitive tribe of Sexy Amazon Space Catgirls he encountered in the depths of the Jungle. (Do not question why “Space” Catgirls live in a primitive tribe in the Jungle, it is their unique culture, you insensitive clod!)

        • Aaron Balogh April 8, 2016 6:04 am

          Hmm… you might have something here!

        • eoraptor2 April 8, 2016 9:38 pm

          I’d buy that for a dollar!

          • Aaron Balogh April 8, 2016 10:29 pm

            You hear this Jess? We’ve already got preorders!

        • SGT Lewis April 8, 2016 10:53 pm

          Sexy, primitive cat girls. I am assuming the males fight each other for territory and females.

          • Aaron Balogh April 8, 2016 11:30 pm

            So, basically intelligent Kzinti ladies?

          • Ed8 April 9, 2016 4:46 am

            Stupid primitive catmen! While you were all busy fighting each other, Eugene ran off with all of your sexy catgirls! To space!

          • Aaron Balogh April 9, 2016 5:57 am

            It was a bold move for Eugene, but one that would change the entire course of his life…

          • Eugene April 9, 2016 7:03 pm

            It’s true. Things were difficult at first, because without the catmen the Sexy Space Catgirls no longer had anyone to mate with. Fortunately, I eventually figured out a solution to that problem that made everyone happy.
            Heh heh heh. 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀

          • Aaron Balogh April 9, 2016 11:34 pm

            Clever boy.

          • Ed8 April 10, 2016 12:41 am

            By which he means, of course, that he used his advanced biochemistry knowledge that he learned at Arjnods to produce a formula that was able to suppress their mating instincts. I assume.

          • Ed8 April 10, 2016 12:43 am

            (Which is why, with that out of the way, they now all wear lab coats and glasses and spend their time doing Science. In space!)

          • Aaron Balogh April 10, 2016 6:12 am

            Lot of big ideas going on up in here!

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