Adventures in Babysitting – Page 12 September 18, 2013 / by Aaron Balogh / in / 13 Comments Dax should just airlock him and get it over with.
Getting paid would at least offset the aggravation of cleaning the mess off the walls, at least.
The last time that buzzsaw took someone out it took weeks to get them out of all the nooks and crannies.
What the tarfleq? >.>
Kill him. Kill him /dead/. And say you delivered him!
Wow, you guys are a vicious bunch!
Delivery instructions did not specify he had to be alive when he arrived, just safely off the planet… right? RIGHT? *rapidly looks through contract*
Oh yeah, they totally don’t specify live delivery! Only catch… he’s the one that’ll be paying them.
Bah! pry his financial details from his synaptic net and dump the body somewhere discrete. It’s everyone’s duty to make the universe a better place. Even if it is one disposed body at a time.
That’s a damned fine idea. I don’t think either of our heroes have the know-how. Nor does Sally have the equipment. If Scooter was on board they might be able to get something done. Then again he’d probably just ramble on about how that was out of his alignment or some such.
I’m a nice guy,and everything,but even I want to punch this guy.
Some faces were just made for punching.
Whenever he’s annoying, look at the $$$ figure on the contract some more, it will make his presence more tolerable. If that doesn’t help, take him halfway to the destination, and then in deep space tell him you need to “renegotiate” the rate for the rest of the trip, or he can disembark right there.